My Alternate Reality.

Omg i’m such a stupid annoying bitch. Everyone is running away from me.

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 17:05:18 +0200

Omg i’m such a stupid annoying bitch. Everyone is running away from me.

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Mon, 03 Jun 2013 13:13:01 +0200

He loves to smack white bitches.

Fri, 31 May 2013 13:40:29 +0200

He loves to smack white bitches.

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Thu, 30 May 2013 14:30:02 +0200

iwishihadafather: so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i...

Tue, 28 May 2013 17:46:38 +0200

iwishihadafather:

so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this

so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PORCH

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Fri, 17 May 2013 15:21:45 +0200

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Thu, 16 May 2013 11:58:03 +0200

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Mon, 13 May 2013 21:45:25 +0200

The Seven Shittiest Sins

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:43:05 +0200

Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit

Boyfriend: “let’s play a game together with my friends on xbox live...

Sat, 11 May 2013 16:52:29 +0200

Boyfriend: “let’s play a game together with my friends on xbox live tomorrow!”

*the next day*

*get’s ignored while he’s playing the game with a friend and a girl i dislike, while i’m typing this shit*

FUUUUUUU!!!

aloneandsteady: I wish could wake up tomorrow with a brand new start. All of my past would be gone,...

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:44:40 +0200

aloneandsteady:

I wish could wake up tomorrow with a brand new start. All of my past would be gone, all the good and bad completely demolished. I want to start again, without the past holding me back.

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Mon, 06 May 2013 20:28:04 +0200

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Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:33:00 +0200

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Thu, 18 Apr 2013 13:46:11 +0200

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Thu, 18 Apr 2013 13:00:10 +0200

Come at me sun! I’m so ready for your warm rays of...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:22:27 +0200

Come at me sun! I’m so ready for your warm rays of sunshine.

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Wed, 10 Apr 2013 14:55:00 +0200

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Tue, 09 Apr 2013 21:17:25 +0200

Job hunting with a shit resumé sucks so bad. I’ve only worked in places that are animal...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:05:23 +0200

Job hunting with a shit resumé sucks so bad. I’ve only worked in places that are animal related. How the hell am i going to find a job in a normal clothing store.

When reading my resumé they must think “well what is she going to do here? Entertain the customer’s chihuahua while they’re shopping?”

fml!

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Tue, 09 Apr 2013 10:31:05 +0200